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Over the past few months, since October to be specific, we've been having sightings and even a few visits from a new resident of New London: The Secor Sasquatch. In an effort to learn more about this elusive, albeit friendly, creature of legend, we commissioned a team to start doing research and asking questions. The following are the details our team has managed to uncover thus far.
Learn More About Subaru's Commitment to the EnvironmentWhen coming here, he left his family of two sisters, his mother and his father. Apparently he was tired of not being able to socialize with the locals and hated being cold and wet all the time living in the woods.
He says that they do not keep in touch and that the fame has gone to his cousin's head making him unbearable. He even went so far as to call him "an ego-centric recluse" that needs a hobby other than terrorizing hikers and campers.
Apparently he is an abominable guy who finds great joy in terrorizing lost mountain climbers. This stems from a bad experience he had with some villagers about 100 years ago--something about pitchforks and torches chasing him out of town for trying to get some fresh milk from a local yak. He was sparse on the details as it's a sore subject.
Fun fact: He is a size 24EEEE shoe, although he does not generally wear them, thus the infamous nick name: "Big Foot".
DO NOT CALL HIM BIG FOOT! He does not like it and reacts very unpleasantly to the name. One of our researchers is still healing from making the mistake.
He also doesn't mind being called "Squatch", "Sassy" and "Rob". We're not sure where Rob came from and will have to ask some follow-up questions on that.
He would not disclose exactly where, but he did say that he loves being near the water and enjoys the easy access to fishing. We did not inquire as to whether or not he has a valid license.
He also enjoys Northern Indian Cuisine and fresh raw Striped Bass and Black Fish.
He is a sucker for Moe's.
Apparently that is still very young for his kind, as they regularly live to be over 200 years old.
His son is very shy and still scared of humans because of all the stories his family has told him through the years. Squatch thinks he will come around once he has met some of us.
His favorite is Halloween because he can come out and go wherever he wants and no one bothers him.
He also loves Christmas because of the bright lights and his very charitable and giving nature.
If you listen carefully at Ocean Beach on quiet moonlit nights you may even catch him singing "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees.
In his visits here to Secor Subaru he always loved the brightest color cars we have, we have no indication as to why.
Being that he is from the woods, he decided he wanted to get involved with a company the respects and protects nature. He also loves how involved Secor is with our local community which is apparently why he chose us to make his existence public.
